Hey assholes how far are yall gonna take this until you realize bullying ray isn’t the right thing to do either
ITS GETS ME EVERY TIME
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME
you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
What shipping wars feel like to shippers:
What shipping wars actually look like:
ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
on the day before valentine’s day this year, my two friends (one male and one female) decided to do a social experiment. they posted the exact same status on facebook and left it up for five minutes, before taking a screenshot to see what reaction they got. I think the pictures speak for themselves.