Forgot this existed but its getting notes again and I’m laughing
This is the best one I’ve seen
I’d just like to point out that the paper says “the louder they laugh, the harder it is for them to hear you cry” and that breaks my heart
So Ray and I are dating and we live together.
This is simply a statement of facts and in no way is it an open invitation for people to ask/dwell into our personal lives. I appreciate people respecting our privacy and not trying to ask us a bunch of questions about our private life. Thank you. <3
i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.
God didn’t create that for women.
64% of people say the color red makes anything more tempting.
In the U.S., red is most commonly associated with heat, passion, anger, sexuality, love, and joy.
Humans with red hair take up less than 2% of the population.
DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW